All Filipinos are stupid idiots!
That’s what the most intelligent person in the world named Adam “Toyota” Carolla said on his podcast on April 3rd 2010. I must say, I hate this guy even before his comments against the Filipinos. But what can I say, he’s an idiot. All his jokes are not funny and most of them focuses on the subjects disabilities and makes fun of it. Like a fat person or a guy with a bad hair day for example. He talks like he’s not fat and there’s nothing wrong with his hair. All can I do is change the station and move on. If you don’t know Adam Carolla, you’re better of not knowing him at all. I’m telling you, it’s going to be a waste of your time and intellect.
Here are some of the things that he said in his podcast that infuriated me to the point where I had to spend time writing about it to tell him that, no, we Filipinos are not stupid idiots. You, yes you Mr. Adam Carolla is the one who is stupid. This is what I had to say about your racist joke that’s not even funny. Actually, it’s not even close to becoming a joke.
“Because he’s from the Philippines, because he’s praying to chicken bones, you got to respect him for his belief system? No you don’t! He’s a fuc*in idiot!”
“Here’s when you know your country don’t have a lot going for it. When it’s all about Manny Pacquiao.”
This is a classic example of a complete illiterate person. First of all, are you related to Manny Pacquiao that you’re absolutely sure he prays to chicken bones? No? Then how the hell did you know that he’s praying to chicken bones? Second of all, you call him an idiot because he didn’t agree with the idiotic demands of Floyd Mayweather. You are just jealous because you will never get a chance in your life to receive $25-$40 million dollars just by giving up blood. This is the difference between Filipinos and most Americans like you, we value pride and dignity more than money. We would rather turn down millions of dollars just to keep our pride and dignity intact. I bet for $100 you would give a pint of blood. So what’s wrong with our country being all about Manny Pacquiao? Why are you pointing out other peoples problems and you don’t even do anything about your problems here in America? Tell me, what did you do to make a difference in the current economic situation in your country besides complaining about it? Don’t tell me your lousy jokes help people get their jobs back, because you can’t even keep yours.
“What if Ray ‘Boom-Boom’ Mancini fights in the Philippines and that’s what all the United States was about? .. the United States would close down when he fights. He’d come back here. He’d run for president and everything would be Ray Boom-Boom Mancini mania. . Get a fuc*in life as a country!”
The Philippines is all about Manny Pacquiao because that’s all you hear about in the news. Why don’t you do some research and you’ll find out that there’s a lot going on over there even before Manny Pacquiao’s time. Now you tell us to get a fuc*ing life? How about you? I heard you just got fired from your job and now you’re just doing your podcast in your garage. Why don’t you get a real job where you help your country move forward. Explain to me, how can your garbage podcast be of help to your country? Maybe that’s why you got fired because none of the “literate” Americans would want to waste their time listening to your sick jokes.
“All you fu**in got is just an illiterate guy who happens to smash other guys in the head better than other people?!”
“Really, you want some guy with brain damage running your country? Why don’t you get your sh*t together?”
This one is my favorite. You called Manny Pacquiao illiterate. In case you haven’t heard, Manny is now a college graduate. How about you? I heard you were a high school drop out or something. With an average of 1.75GPA (isn’t it D+?) and you majored in ceramics? Now, what the hell is there with ceramics that you have to major it? Then it took you 7 years to get your high school diploma? You have got to be kidding me. To me, you’re more illiterate than Manny. Because you don’t like a person with brain damage running a country, but you yourself did it and still doing it as a profession. Here we have a person who is a high school drop out with a 1.75GPA who majored in a freaking ceramics, criticizing people, who are most likely smarter than him, and telling them what to do on his radio show or podcast. That’s pure idiocy to me. If you want to be a comedian, then tell a fuc*ing joke and concentrate on being funny. There’s nothing funny about what you said. If you think it’s funny, then I must be the best comedian ever when I say Americans like you are dumb and that the only difference between an average American like you and an average Filipino like Manny is that you are better in speaking english (because you were raised here, duh) but we’re smarter than you because we don’t need to dumb down a high school exit exam just to graduate. Don’t be calling someone stupid when in fact you’re more stupid than he is.
By the way, have you been in a hospital lately? Have you seen any Filipino nurses and doctors there? Yeah well, that’s because we Filipinos are not as stupid as you think we are. And don’t you make a case about Manny cannot speak good English, that’s because he wasn’t born here you idiot. How about you, can you speak tagalog? Actually, Manny is better than you. Because he knows 2 languages and 2 dialects and you don’t. You speak like you’ve worked so hard to be an American, no you don’t. You were just lucky you were born and raised here. If you trade places with Manny and you were born in a poor family in a poor country, I bet you, you would still be a bum and all you do is complain about why you were born a bum instead of striving to reach your dreams and to change your life and make history. And you know how I know that? Look at yourself right now, you’re an American and you speak fluent english and where are you at in life? You’re a bum comedian riding on someone else’s popularity to get ratings. Why aren’t you a millionaire or a CEO of a high profile company or something? That’s because you’re a sour looser. Here’s this guy Manny, who makes millions of dollars in one fight than you’ll ever make in your lifetime.
Ah so you’re an atheist. Did you know that God doesn’t believe in atheist? Who cares right? You said.. “I don’t think there’s no God, I know there’s no God”. Well, I don’t think you’re a stupid idiot, I KNOW you’re a stupid idiot. Here’s why, do you know everything? How about half of everything? I don’t think so, because there’s a proof that you don’t know sh*t (1.75GPA? loser!). Well, if you don’t know everything, is it possible that God exist in the places that you don’t know? You cannot say it’s impossible, because you don’t know everything. So to KNOW that there’s no God, is the most stupidest thing I’ve ever heard from a person who doesn’t KNOW anything. I don’t wish something bad to happen to you or any member of your family like your daughters but the bible is pretty clear about letting people know who is in control. And that is God. And when that happens, you’re on your own. So you don’t believe in God and you believe that people make their own destiny right? Because that’s what an atheist is all about. Well let me ask you this, why did you get fired? Well, if you’re in control of your own destiny then why did you get fired? Why can’t you do something about it? Well, that’s because you’re not in control my dumb friend. Atheist does not believe in heaven and hell if they die. OK. Let me ask you this, if someone shoots you in the face for no reason, do you think it’s fair? Well, why not? You said you know there’s no God, so if there’s no God, therefore there’s no law. And when there’s no law, then there’s no right and wrong. So therefore, it’s safe to say that it’s fair to shoot you in the face. Don’t tell me that God’s law is different from our laws, because if you were paying attention in high school you would know that our laws today came from the law in the bible.
Oh yeah, I almost forgot that you guys already taken the bible out of school. So that the next generation can validly say “oh we don’t know that the law came from the bible”. Ignorants. By the way, your country dumb down the test on high school exit exams too so that stupid bums like you could graduate. Pathetic losers. And then you wonder why most asians take your jobs, yeah well you guys are all dumb. If you don’t believe me, check the statistics on how many students graduate high school by race. It’s not whites or blacks. It’s asians baby.
As I was writing this blog, I saw on an article that you were apologizing to the Filipinos about your racial comments. Why though? You already said it, you cannot take it back just by apologizing. What you said to the Filipinos is so racist it’s like saying porch monkeys or nigger to black people and then apologize. No thanks Toyota boy. You said you don’t pre-plan your commentary, well maybe you should. So that none of this garbage can come out from your mouth.
I’m not done with you yet Mr. Adam Carolla.